Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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