I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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