I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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