allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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