I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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