i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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