I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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