Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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