we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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