Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I want her autograph on my taint
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Randomize
