Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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