So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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