then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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