Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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