Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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