he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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