i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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