So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
