Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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