Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
