She announced her abortion via fbk
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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