farters have to be the big spoon...
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
apparently the secret to your success is patron
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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