You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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