So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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