By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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