maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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