You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
