Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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