Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
thus making me awesome and them whores
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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