Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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