Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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