wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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