omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
this beer tastes like vomit already
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
cat food counts as protein by the way
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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