Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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