cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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