i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
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