just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
May the power of my ass compel you!!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
