Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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