I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Shame is for Republicans.
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