I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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