and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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