Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
