I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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