Swine flu. Run for my life!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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