You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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