idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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