is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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