dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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