who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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