i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
It's blow job season.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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