So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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