at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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