Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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